An Open Diary Of A Narcisstic Creature

it’s Tuesday. which means it’s my biochem class again.

Nothing special happen today-except that i’ve just collected my first urine sample in lab… ha-ha, yes i know, there’s nothing to be ranting about… but, well its kin’da exciting–although what we do is just measuring its pH.

Yellow. With little fruity smell (yes, i smelled it). A little frothy. And when you close your eyes, you could hear the hisses –Yes one word to sum it all. Yummy.

So after realizing what i’ve just done succesfully in the lab. I did like what other adults did. I ran off straight away to home, with tears all over my eyes, shot the face of every people that standing in my way with my .41 Remington magnum gun, laughing happily a little, stop for a while to steal that child’s lollypop, and shot her face as well to erased the evidence,  and then rushes my way and screaming to my mom of what i just did earlier.

“Mom! i’ve just collected my first pee sample! *giggling*”

she stood silently there for a while after hearing all my excitement that day….

staring and examining me for while…

and then she suddenly said to herself—her voice sounds more like a whisper:

“i have no son”.

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So there you have it.

That would summarize my whole day.

Stay tune to see when i will collect my first poo…

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*EDITOR’s NOTE: half of the story above are true*

~ by Ray on July 8, 2008. Tagged: life as a pre-med student, random, urine, weird