An imaginary interview with myself
Face it… sooner or later, we all gonna be asked some personal questions about ourselves.
So, to save you guys some time to know me better-and-not-to-ask-me some questions that i posted here in the real life… i had created my own imaginary interview with myself… (boy, i really need to spend more time outside huh?)
| Year | :Sophomore (AUP) |
| Aspiration | :To kill you =) |
| Religion | :Raymonism |
| Major | :BMLS |
Picking your nose really isn’t THAT gross. Agree or disagree?
+Agree. I pick my nose on a regular basis.
Alright, alright, now we’re getting somewhere. Which nostril do you prefer? I’m a lefty so I prefer my left.
+I go both ways. I always make it a goal that one day… i could insert my own thumb into those nostrils.
Are we still talking about nose picking?
+Yes.
Cool, just making sure. Anyway… What about flatulence. Do you fart?
+Of course. Well, not now. But i think soon enough.
+Just a side note: You know what’s funny? When i was a kid i thought that girls never fart. ofcourse they do fart right? I mean they’re human being. Or are they? *raising eyebrow* Anyway, i don’t see anything wrong about farting in public. Again, except if you’re a girl. That’s a major turn-offs.
When was the last time you spit?
+I spit out my toothpaste just a while ago. Wait. IS this interview have to be about spit, farts, and nose-picking only?
Well, yea i guess… if you don’t mind.
+Well, practically i don’t mind. But its gonna be a little embarassing if there might be some people who actually reads my blog and read this particular article, do you think this conversation gonna negatively affect my public image?
Well, Duh.
+Okay then, i would really like to change the topic.
*Sigh* alright, whatever you say. Describe your ideal Sunday morning.
+Okay, ill try to be real honest this time.
+When i was a kid. Sunday morning isn’t complete without the sunday morning cartoons. That’s the real thing that motivates me to get out of the bed early and just grab an instant ramen noodle.. and as i watched those cartoons i would eat my ramen like a pig. That’s what i called “120 minutes in heaven” back then.
+But then, as i grow up, my view about a perfect sunday morning change a little. Okay, maybe a lot. It’s a little imaginary.
I would like to woke up one day and notice that everybody’s gone. At first maybe i would be a little paranoid and thought that rapture is really happening right now. But then, i somehow gain some level of satisfaction when i notice that i could DO whatever i want. Finally! i got all the times in the world to finish my books and i dunno.. surfing the internet or swimming or maybe doing a long movie marathon.
+Then whenever i feel a little satisfied, it is when i would return to the real world and continue whatever i gotta do. But unlike my ideal perfect sunday morning when i was still a kid, this thing will never happen. never.
+By the way i’m not suicidal or anything if that is what you think thank you very much.
Wow. that’s quite deep. Let’s get more personal with you with this last question.What’s the funniest thing in the world to you?
+Funniest thing? Geezz… that was tough..Oh yeah! one time, on my way to school i saw a cat being crushed by a car. LOL. dead cats are so cute. LOL just a thought of that makes me warm inside.
err… okay. I see how your rot little mind works now… I think i got they got everything that they need to know about you. any last word?
+uhh…. none.
Then, i think it’s best to end this interview.
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