Pet Peeves
An acquintance of mine approaches me one day, and suddenly burst this information out of his mouth: “Hey Ray, Did you know that The king cobra is the biggest of all poisonous snakes and can grow over 13 feet long. A bite from a king cobra can kill an elephant in 4 hours.”
Well as an ignorant guy i would normally respond with this equally time-wasting statement: ” Well Dan (not a real name by the way), I think we just met each other like 3 days ago and that was just a simple ‘hi, name’s Ray, what’s yours?’ and now, out of the blue you’re bursting this bizzare information that i could actually live merrily without even knowing that– What’s wrong with you? Are you on drugs?”
But instead, as soon as that thought had crossed in my mind, i’ve decided to held that thought and just replied with this remark, “Oh, really? Tell me more about it, i’m dying to know that. I’m SO into snakes”
He didn’t get my sarcassm.
” Well, did you know that snakes… blah blah blah blah blah…. something about his mother…blah blah blah blah…. flying zebra(?)… blah blah blah and i’ve watched it in the discovery channel!”
Uggghh…
Well, people, you have just witnessed a conversation that would foretell the beginning of the end of our sacred relationship.
Some people are born without any comprehension of the concept of sarcassm. Others definitely does not have the capabilities to understand the line between ’hey, you-seem-cool-i-like-to-know-you-better’ and ‘I-may-looked-like-i-laughed-at-every-single-conversation-that-we-had-but-inside-i’m-dying’.
Other people, like me, are pretty much an inconsiderate asshole that would sometimes offended somebody else’s feeling without realizing it.
But really, in actuality, you can’t really judge yourself of what types of people you belong to, because in real life, you are the wost judge of yourself.
Anyway, since this post is actually meant to be a random discussion and stupid post, then let’s avoid any intelligent remarks and get back to our discussion.
As for me, the biggest pain in the ass that one could possibly get is the people who just can’t understand when one actually wants some moment of peace even when one’s already giving ‘em the signal (constant tapping of one’s fingers, scratching one’s head, avoiding eye contact, and instead paying close attention towards the clock).
Kids are, therefore, included in my list on kinds of people that bugs me the most. (That’s why i definitely support war! Because whoever wins, the children loses… but whocares… i hate kids. I wanna watch a horror movie in peace without them crying or screaming)
Well, i think i should end this article now… ‘cuz its getting weirder and weirder each time i continued to type in my thoughts.
Anyhow, did someone notice that friendster team finally realize their flaws and finally improved the quality of their blogs? Well done friendster team.
But regrettably you still suck and inevitably would stumble far behind myspace. But, i’m still gonna use you though. lol.
But seriously, friendster sucks. (and so is my blog…. i think)
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