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JAPAN!!!!

Sayanora! Greeting from Japan!

Japan is sexy country with many wonderful qualities!

In Japan, we don’t eat with fork! Fork cost five hundred dollar!!! That is wonderfully crazy price for eating utensil! We eat with chopstick and are home to world’s greatest eater Takeru Kobayashi who is better eater than Joey Chestnut who has no honor.

 

FORK ARE STUPID AND BAD FOR EATING TSUNAKE!!!

 

 

This is island of Japan.

 Japan is country rich with tradition and cultures! In Japan, you wear no shoes in house or we cut your genitals off with ginzu knife. In Japan, to showing respect, you bow. The lower you bow, the more respect you show. If you bow so low that you split forehead on ground, you show a ton of honor!!!! ^_^_^

 

 

North Korea not sexy -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Japan is full of sex ^_^_^

Wonderful and strange sex o_O_o

Japan make more porn than America! O_o_O

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J-Rock and J-Pop music is better than any other music in the world our artists are sexy and make wonderful and super music that is good for the listening.

 

 

ADE CHAI!!! Sushi-go-round is most wonderful and mystical wonder of the world. Our Sumos are unstoppable. A Japan Sumo can stop an M-1 tank with his belly!!!!! O_O

 

 

 

 

 

 

GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!!! -_-_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

 

 

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God. I don’t know what i was thinking. but hey! its a pretty readable article after all…. anyway if you like to see more of these, well, needless to say, click this link! 

~ by Ray on November 2, 2008. Tagged: , , , , , , ,

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