An Open Diary Of A Narcisstic Creature

I know what you’re thinking. No. Seriously, i do. You were probably wondering that maybe its too late to make a movie review about this kind of movie…

While that may be true, gi’mme a chance to explain the other side of the story before you…this would explain why i HAVE write this as soon as i get my hand on the computer…

So today, while i was peeing in the library’s toilet, i just happen to meet this friend of mine that i haven’t see for quite some time on the way out. And ofcourse we’ve talked a lot of things, i know that we’ve talked A LOT of things ’cuz forgot to wash my hand in the process…

Anyhow, one of the things that we’ve discussed was the movie that catches his attention lately and he said that he watched Batman on the DVD (poor guy, he wasn’t allowed to watch that in the cinema) and he said that it was wicked cool.

Then, with my child-like innocent i dare myself to ask what is the point of the story… well, i don’t get the story at all.

Big mistake.

Never question the quality of a movie to a movie geek. I did that and i learned it in a hard way. 

So suddenly his eyes flared up and said, “Nooblet, your ignorance is boundless. I will not even begin to dissect how utterly nonsensical and illogical that question is. All i will say is that you fail as a human being. You fail at life. Your face is a failure. If you had testicles, they’d also be failures. There you got poned. But then again, you set yourself up for it, so i can’t say i feel sorry for you. Now please die.”

So i did what he told me to and committed suicide. true story. I urinated that morning. 

….Anyway, since probably most of you still don’t get the connection between the story above with the reason why i HAVE to write my opinion about dark night right way, let’s just forget what i’m saying and proceed right away to my opinion about the movie.

So.. you see… the picture above depicted what i think about the movie. I just felt kin’da dumb when i watched the whole movie… and honestly, i just don’t get what people are ranting about… the movie is not that good. Well, Other than Joker and everything about him and his dialogue. (Oh yea… Joker is the only thing that spice up movie and probably makes up for the confusing and annoying plot. Seriously, if only Joker is a girl–i would probably asked him to marry me.) 

So in conclusion…While the message of the story is quite deep and makes you thought a lot about the true nature of human being. The plot are just TOO many and confusing… watching it will just make you more confused and stupid than ever.

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Anyway, For those of you who haven’t watched the movie i’ll tell you a major spoiler: Bruce Wayne is gay. =)

~ by Ray on November 3, 2008. Tagged: batman, bruce, joker, Movie, movie review, norman, returns, review