An Open Diary Of A Narcisstic Creature

Today, I felt that, instead of talking about something that pisses me off, I decided to talk about something I love: Dogs.This post is not an Anti-Cat post. It’s strictly Pro-Dog. I will not mention cats in the post at all. I just love dogs. A lot. Not in a sexual way. I mean in a loving way, where if a dog looked up at me with it’s unbelievably cute eyes, I would probably do almost anything that dog wanted. Except sexual stuff. And murder. I would commit lesser crimes, like tax fraud and disturbing the peace.

As i mention before, i think i would do anything for these most lovable creatures ever created. In fact, i dedicated this whole page just for this article. Its an ode to these beloved canines.

Don’t get me wrong though, I don’t like all kinds of dogs.. just the cute and fluffy type… but not too cute like toy puddle .yuck!… and I kin’da hate the types of dogs that you can find in my campus… they’re savages and possibly rabies carrier.

Anyhow, I’ve always loved dogs. In fact i do spent countless of hours reading all articles about dogs. yep, like this:

When I was very young, we had a dog named Rio. He was gone more than 6 years ago. But.. oh well… we must move on.

Everything I did revolved around dogs. I once adopted a dog, drew pictures of dogs, pretended to be a dog, dreamed of dogs, and peed like dogs.

But society frowned upon my love for dogs. People made fun of me. They pointed their ugly fingers and said “Hey! Cats are better!” Shit, I said I wasn’t going to mention cats… but ah, what the hell. Let’s go there.

I’ve always hated cats. Cats are unbelievably stupid. For no reason. Dogs are superior to cats. A cat is unbelievably arrogant. Unlike dogs who often waited in front of your door and passionately welcomes you while wagging their tails in anticipation.

Why do I bring up cats? Because whenever I talk about how awesome dogs are, for some twisted reason, people always have to tell me how cool cats are and how much they love cats. Why is people so backwards? Do not be ashamed any longer! Be proud that you love dogs!

If someone tells you how cool their cat is, then they’re entitled to their opinion. Be sure to egg their house, though.

I don’t want to hear any of this “Cats are so much cooler” crap. If you leave a comment, be sure to say how much your dog rocks. If you leave me a 5,000-word essay on how your cat helped you beat cancer and how he’s there waiting at the door when you get home every night, then you’re wasting your freaking time.

I do not give a shit. Dogs are awesome, they’re cool, they’re loving, they’re caring, they’re cute, they’re cuddly and they are humanity’s last hope against the aliens.

That’s right, I said it.

When the aliens come to destroy Earth, who do you think is going to save us?

Cats?

No. Dogs will.