An Open Diary Of A Narcisstic Creature

If you didn’t read my last post, I highly recommend you don’t. It’s not that good. But, if you did, you probably were wondering if i would do “another random post”. Well, yeah, i would.

Why would i do this?
Okay, let me show this argument that has been reduced to the point of absurdity:

Has this ever happened to you:

Yep. It DOES happen to me. Tragic isn’t it?

Like the illustration that i have used above. Everybody always started off writing some poems or some random facts about him/herself in hope they could nail your attention and that you would faithfully followed every single post that comes up from your blog.

But no… you wouldnt get that much attention. And instead of that, you will be labeled as another crappy writer with equally crappy posts.

So yeah… whenever you want to write a blog. Don’t expect that somebody gonna idolized or even canonized you right away.

Here’s a hint: If you want to get read by people, write stuff that you’d read if it was on a different site. If you don’t read other sites, then HOW ARE YOU READING THIS!? Look around, find some sites you like, then emulate their radness.

Anyway… i’m an ignorant person. So i dont really care if you would really read my article or not. I’m just doing it because i like writing something. Thus, it would justify my argument to continue writing another random entries…

Apparently my friend, Leo, was right.

Nobody is giving shit about blog these days… E-hem… Specifically speaking my blog, yea. Makes perfect sense. In a real world, nobody’s really really interested about what’s happening with you lately or who’s your crush right now or some random stuff that you wrote on your blog.  Nobody.

Anyway, contrary to my introduction, i’m still gonna torture you with the details of what i’m having on lately with my life.

Yep, so i kin’da warned you that the next paragraph would be awfully excruciating to read. Its not too late to hit that “x” button on the upper right of your screen. (or just use “alt+f4″ instead, its really practical to use that shortcut if you’re on the verge on reading or scanning some porn website and somebody suddenly burst out from your door without knocking)

Anyway…. so far life has been kin’da good to me.

I’m blessed (or cursed, just choose the word you think is appropriate for my situation) with a fully functional family. My parents live happily together. Me and my brothers are doing good so far. (Well, not really…Wait ’till they see my grade in intro to medtech)

My friends and acquintances (yeah.. i only got a few friends and a lot of people who thinks that they knew me well when in fact they don’t. i mean i barely remember their names for God’s sake) are kin’da awesome.

Anyhow, these past few weeks things have been really really great.

I finally finished my report in intro to medtech, and i’m not gonna lie… i think i did pretty great for someone as lame as me…. and oh yeah… i did finished all my projects in my biochem class. 

My school did won a second place in the medtech quizbee challenge thing…

And uhh.. We finally finished our biochem lab. =)

Well, in fact most of my classes will going to end this month and uhhh… i hate to admit this… but i think i’m gonna missed my genetics, intro to medtech, and my biochem classes.

One more thing….

One of my newest friend or acquintance… well i dunno which one is our relationship right now… Well, anyway.. she just got a new boyfriend… and although i cant be sure that their relationship would have a happy ending… i genuinely feel kin’da happy for her.

That’s the good news…

Now the bad things that happened to me these past few weeks…

I developed a new habit… punching a wall everytime i feel sleepy (or upset), the pain or the shock wave kin’da helps me stay sharp for a little and i feel its a lot easier to do that to stay awake during my study in the exam week. =) Well now, my hand really hurts like hell…

I just discover that watching someone in pain kin’da entertains me 0=) I find myself smiling at those scenes in hostel2 or saw4…Hey! i’m a freaking psychopath! i dunno…but something sure is hillarious in the way they shriek in agonizing pain…

And the worst part… i’m enjoying watching a filipino soap opera lately… NOOOOOO!!!!!

I sure need to drink mountain dew right now…. Oh yeah sweet sweet mountain dew… I’m kin’da addicted to mountain dew… It’s the new standard for beer for me… how i just wish i got a bottle with me right now as i type my blog….

(O_o) Mountain dew! gimme that! gimme!!!

*sigh*

Hey i just wonder….

uhhmmmm…

What the hell i’ll just ask…

“are you still reading my random post?”

Yes?

then get a life!

Seriously… nobody still doing that nowadays

and get me some mountain dew while you’re at it… Xp

An acquintance of mine approaches me one day, and suddenly burst this information out of his mouth: “Hey Ray, Did you know that The king cobra is the biggest of all poisonous snakes and can grow over 13 feet long. A bite from a king cobra can kill an elephant in 4 hours.”

Well as an ignorant guy i would normally respond with this equally time-wasting statement: ” Well Dan (not a real name by the way), I think we just met each other like 3 days ago and that was just a simple ‘hi, name’s Ray, what’s yours?’ and now, out of the blue you’re bursting this bizzare information that i could actually live merrily without even knowing that– What’s wrong with you? Are you on drugs?”

But instead, as soon as that thought had crossed in my mind, i’ve decided to held that thought and just replied with this remark, “Oh, really? Tell me more about it, i’m dying to know that. I’m SO into snakes”

He didn’t get my sarcassm. 

” Well, did you know that snakes… blah blah blah blah blah…. something about his mother…blah blah blah blah…. flying zebra(?)… blah blah blah and i’ve watched it in the discovery channel!”

Uggghh…

Well, people, you have just witnessed a conversation that would foretell the beginning of the end of our sacred relationship.

Some people are born without any comprehension of the concept of sarcassm. Others definitely does not have the capabilities to understand the line between ’hey, you-seem-cool-i-like-to-know-you-better’ and ‘I-may-looked-like-i-laughed-at-every-single-conversation-that-we-had-but-inside-i’m-dying’.

Other people, like me, are pretty much an inconsiderate asshole that would sometimes offended somebody else’s feeling without realizing it.

But really, in actuality, you can’t really judge yourself of what types of people you belong to, because in real life, you are the wost judge of yourself.  

Anyway, since this post is actually meant to be a random discussion and stupid post, then let’s avoid any intelligent remarks and get back to our discussion.

As for me, the biggest pain in the ass that one could possibly get is the people who just can’t understand when one actually wants some moment of peace even when one’s already giving ‘em the signal (constant tapping of one’s fingers, scratching one’s head, avoiding eye contact, and instead paying close attention towards the clock).

Kids are, therefore, included in my list on kinds of people that bugs me the most. (That’s why i definitely support war! Because whoever wins, the children loses… but whocares… i hate kids. I wanna watch a horror movie in peace without them crying or screaming)

Well, i think i should end this article now… ‘cuz its getting weirder and weirder each time i continued to type in my thoughts.

Anyhow, did someone notice that friendster team finally realize their flaws and finally improved the quality of their blogs? Well done friendster team.

But regrettably you still suck and inevitably would stumble far behind myspace. But, i’m still gonna use you though. lol.

But seriously, friendster sucks. (and so is my blog…. i think)

09/10/2008                  10:34 PM

Alright, this is just in… i got these following picture from my Dad, apparently it shows all the fun that they had in my Cousin’s wedding in Bali:

Those people are my aunts and uncles and well, my mom and my dad

well, i’m looking forward to meet ‘em.

They’re my cousins from Indonesia, France , and Belgium and ofcourse my bro… 

Finally, you can see this picture… well, that should summarize it all. He’s my first cuz from my father’s side to get married… Congratz cuz! =)

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Anyway, notice anything different?

Yes, i’m not in any of those pictures.

BASTAAAAAAARD…..

Well….Stuck in here, in a stupid class, collecting several urine samples, in the mids of the summer wave, stuck in a stupid uniform and lab gown; eating some tofu products, vegemeats, and other kind of foods that i’m pretty sure is made out of those plastics/rubber tires…. AND looking at those pictures… watching them having fun in a five star hotel, enjoying the beach and the sweet smell of the oceon, and eating those delicious gourmet… and i feel left out. Alone. and scared.

*sigh* i hate to admit that i’m just jealous.

Anyway, sorry to ruin the mood. lol

Again, Congratz cuz!

Whatever you heard about college. don’t believe it.

All those movies that depicted this place are terribly terribly wrong. Damn you American Pie!
And don’t believe it if you’re older bro/sis or friends told you that this place is cool as hell.

They’re just giving you a false hope. Pretty much the same way your parents did when they told you that Santa Clause is real or when AUP (translation for idiots: AUP is my school) told you that AUP is quite famous here in Philippines. Well, they got a really good brochure and propaganda and that’s the first reason why i transffered to AUP academy and leave Indonesia.
(Don’t get me wrong, but i think that i begin to love AUP. Strange though, but i think AUP is a great place although-again- nobody really know what AUP is)

In reality, Santa Clause is dead and again, nobody ever heard of the word ‘AUP’. Well, just like this following conversation:

A guy who is obviously an ass: Hey kiddo, Where did you study again?
me: (smiling) AUP
A guy who is obviously an ass: Huh? what?
me: (still smiling ‘cuz i’m actually a good guy and polite) AUP
A guy who is obviously an ass: UP (University of the Philippines)? Whoaa! That’s cool. Its really seldom to see a foreign student studying in UP.
me: No sir, you got that wrong… it’s AUP.
A guy who is obviously an ass: Huh? AUP what is that? Abnormal University of the Philippines? (laughing)

Well, i then laugh a little to appreciate his dry sense of humor then i shot his f*cking face off. And that’s the last time i saw that guy.

Anyway, back to my topic. Like all forms of educational intitutions…College sucks. And it will always be… It could be worst though… but not all things sucks… Thank God there is such thing as justice.
For one thing, i met a few of new people and get to know them for a bit. Well, not necessarily “new people” some of ‘em are actually old acquintances but then as i’ve said before.. i get to know them a bit….

Anyway… i’m out of ideas of what to write… so i’m just gonna let you guys know a few things that i learn in college:

- I’m majoring in laboratory science. The only tougher course offered in my college is math (and chemistry? maybe). Most of the pre-clinical subjects offered are virtually useless and has a little actual connection with my professional carrer.

- Physics 1 sounds like an easy class because of the number next to the course, but Physics, regardless of the level, is way TOO hard to even attempt. This class should be called:
“Physics 1- You 0″

-I know what you’re thinking, -1 times -1 is +1, so two boring subjects fused together like: Communication Arts must be interesting. That logic is correct until you realize that two wrongs don’t make a right. Instead, you find yourself in a class that’s boring for TWO reasons. Time is of essence, so drop out immidiately!

-Class attendance is overrated. Simply showing in your class will not improve your grade. In average, your professor will give five random attendance checks during a semester, and for every check you miss, your final grade will be penalized 3 percent from your grade. However, most of your teachers are not really great at math– so don’t worry too much.

There you have it. a quick reality check-up of college. Hope this helps!

Currently Reads        : Everything’s Eventual

Mood                        : Bored *sigh*

so… i was surfing a few websites back then to fill my miserable summer vacation days and i took an IQ test in not-so-trusty-looking website… and guess what.. i-gladly like to report-that i’ve got an IQ of 163 on their preschool-IQ-test-type-of-questions!! he-he now, its only a matter of time that MENSA (again, if you don’t what the hell this is.. google it) would call me and ask me to join their club!

Ooohh.. My grandma in heaven is going to be so proud for me…

So, being a narcisstic creature myself, i look for an IQ scale to find a picture of how genious i am… and here’s what it shows:

                            http://hiddenbesideme.blogspot.com/

*happily drools a bit… ehehehehe….i dunno that i was THAT smart…

(and ohh.. by the way… i couldnt get rid of the link above in that picture… the link is virtually useless… so, dont click it unless i hate you)

Anyway… lets get this straight; since i’m definitely and obviously out of topics or clever things to say…

What i’m trying to say… is that i greatly dislike the person who act smart and goes on showing his/her IQ results to everyone (like me)… and i hate people who appears and act SO random (like me again…but dont get it wrong I LOVE MYSELF)

F.Y.I; IQ test is not a test of how MUCH YOU KNOW, its a test of how QUICK you learn.. so all the fuss about getting a high IQ scores really does not worth it… that’s what i believe in…

yup just that…

Okay, i’m being so random right now. dont hate me…

No worries though. I’m not gonna be this random in real life. Cuz societies, teachers, and grandmas hate it.

Ofcourse in case you were wondering…

the next time you meet me in the library i’m going to maintain my cool (X_X) and silent-type-persona. Xp

hehehehehe…

Face it… sooner or later, we all gonna be asked some personal questions about ourselves.   

So, to save you guys some time to know me better-and-not-to-ask-me some questions that i posted here in the real life… i had created my own imaginary interview with myself… (boy, i really need to spend more time outside huh?)

Picking your nose really isn’t THAT gross. Agree or disagree?

+Agree. I pick my nose on a regular basis.

Alright, alright, now we’re getting somewhere. Which nostril do you prefer? I’m a lefty so I prefer my left.

+I go both ways. I always make it a goal that one day… i could insert my own thumb into those nostrils.

Are we still talking about nose picking?

+Yes.

Cool, just making sure. Anyway… What about flatulence. Do you fart?
+Of course. Well, not now. But i think soon enough.

+Just a side note: You know what’s funny? When i was a kid i thought that girls never fart. ofcourse they do fart right? I mean they’re human being. Or are they? *raising eyebrow* Anyway, i don’t see anything wrong about farting in public. Again, except if you’re a girl. That’s a major turn-offs.

When was the last time you spit?
+I spit out my toothpaste just a while ago. Wait. IS this interview have to be about spit, farts, and nose-picking only?

Well, yea i guess… if you don’t mind.

+Well, practically i don’t mind. But its gonna be a little embarassing if there might be some people who actually reads my blog and read this particular article, do you think this conversation gonna negatively affect my public image?

Well, Duh.

+Okay then, i would really like to change the topic.

*Sigh* alright, whatever you say. Describe your ideal Sunday morning.
+Okay, ill try to be real honest this time.

+When i was a kid. Sunday morning isn’t complete without the sunday morning cartoons. That’s the real thing that motivates me to get out of the bed early and just grab an instant ramen noodle.. and as i watched those cartoons i would eat my ramen like a pig. That’s what i called “120 minutes in heaven” back then.

+But then, as i grow up, my view about a perfect sunday morning change a little. Okay, maybe a lot. It’s a little imaginary.

I would like to woke up one day and notice that everybody’s gone. At first maybe i would be a little paranoid and thought that rapture is really happening right now. But then, i somehow gain some level of satisfaction when i notice that i could DO whatever i want. Finally! i got all the times in the world to finish my books and i dunno.. surfing the internet or swimming or maybe doing a long movie marathon.

+Then whenever i feel a little satisfied, it is when i would return to the real world and continue whatever i gotta do. But unlike my ideal perfect sunday morning when i was still a kid, this thing will never happen. never.

+By the way i’m not suicidal or anything if that is what you think thank you very much.

Wow. that’s quite deep. Let’s get more personal with you with this last question.What’s the funniest thing in the world to you?

+Funniest thing? Geezz… that was tough..Oh yeah! one time, on my way to school i saw a cat being crushed by a car. LOL. dead cats are so cute.  LOL just a thought of that makes me warm inside.

err… okay. I see how your rot little mind works now… I think i got they got everything that they need to know about you. any last word?

+uhh…. none.

Then, i think it’s best to end this interview.

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it’s Tuesday. which means it’s my biochem class again.

Nothing special happen today-except that i’ve just collected my first urine sample in lab… ha-ha, yes i know, there’s nothing to be ranting about… but, well its kin’da exciting–although what we do is just measuring its pH.

Yellow. With little fruity smell (yes, i smelled it). A little frothy. And when you close your eyes, you could hear the hisses –Yes one word to sum it all. Yummy.

So after realizing what i’ve just done succesfully in the lab. I did like what other adults did. I ran off straight away to home, with tears all over my eyes, shot the face of every people that standing in my way with my .41 Remington magnum gun, laughing happily a little, stop for a while to steal that child’s lollypop, and shot her face as well to erased the evidence,  and then rushes my way and screaming to my mom of what i just did earlier.

“Mom! i’ve just collected my first pee sample! *giggling*”

she stood silently there for a while after hearing all my excitement that day….

staring and examining me for while…

and then she suddenly said to herself—her voice sounds more like a whisper:

“i have no son”.

…..

…..

So there you have it.

That would summarize my whole day.

Stay tune to see when i will collect my first poo…

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*EDITOR’s NOTE: half of the story above are true*

If you are a loyal reader of my blog– which all of you are mostly not, then you will notice two things about me and my blog:

1) my grammar sucks.

2) Not all things i wrote in my blog are true.

3) i have unhealthy obsession with cats.

4) all of you are secretly having a crush on me.

5) yes, i’m writing more than the “two things about me”.

Back to my topic, cats. They’re our enemies number one.

So today, kids, we’re going to study everything about cats. And like all good lesson, everything should begins with: What is a cat?

according to a William Webster Dictionary,

cat (n.) - has a face of an angel. But really, they are the spawn of Satan that directly works under the command of the Lucifer; Thus, this is perhaps the most acceptable reason why cats have nine lives, since they are classifed as a supernatural being. Nostradamus had long predicted that cats will rule the earth and enslave humanity. The Mayans are aware of this as well, they long foresee the event called the “doomsday” on 2012 where the faith of humanity is bleak and cats will first rule America and work towards destruction of the earth by first legalizing the gay marriage in America. Inevetably causing the destruction of America by meteor shower sent by the the wrath of Zeus–he depise homosexuality. 

So, there you have it. A reliable definition of cat.

What else do you need to know about cats? uhmm… oh yeah, i think you have to know the different kind of cats:

An ordinary cat.

A Cat graduated from Hogwarts School for Wizards

A Japanese Cat

A Professional Snipper Cat

A Cartoon kitty with gun.

A Professional Shooter specialize in shooting-while-jumping Cat

And ofcourse, the most dangerous of all:

They all operated in different ways but they all have a common goal: To dominate the earth. So, don’t let those faces fooled you.

Again, DO NOT get those cute faces get into you. Because, just when you think that:

he would do this to you:

Oh yes, he’s the evil one.

So how do we kill cats? before they killed us?

ofcourse, use the guns and confront them first. In a perfect world guns are for sale everywhere. If not, then you die. Kill or be killed, it’s your choice.

But, you could also use a traditional methods, such as:

Yes, be prepared for anything. Evil Cat’s apocalypse will come really soon. 2012 to be exact. Lucky for you, i have a few copy-paste guides and tips which comes in handy to keep you to survive the evil cats’s apocalypse for a while should the time comes:

-When the cats rise to annihilate us all, the first thing you should do is get in your damn car and drive away to a safe place where no cats can possibly go: the inside of a volcano. Avoid the city at all costs. If you need food, you can eat one of your companions.

-When selecting a party of people to travel with you, be sure to pick out people that you think will taste delicious when you have to resort to cannibalism

-Next, you should keep your car stocked with the following items at all times, just to be prepared:

+ 9,000 pencils

+ Plenty of pornography

+ Designer clothes

+ Make-up

+ Dress clothes

+ 3 dozen bags of potato chips

+ Chess board with half the pieces missing

Now, since all societies will fall, none of the laws will apply. That means you can do anything you want. Therefore, you should probably eliminate all the people you don’t like, and by eliminate, I mean kill. I’m not gonna name any names, but we all know who I’m thinking of. “MM”!! “MM”!! “MM”!! (look at my FS profile under “who i want to meet” for more information.

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Another probable questions:

Q: Why do you hate cats so much?

A: What do you mean i hate cats? i Love ‘em so much!

Q: No. Really. Why do you hate ‘em?

A: Well, okay i gotta be honest with you. So one day i was playing with a cat. But suddenly she told me to get away from her. Ofcourse, our relationship would be just fine. But then she hurts my feelings…

Q: What do you mean she hurts your feelings?

A: She did this:

Q: Really?

A: No.

Q: Argghh… i’m trying to be serious.

A: haha okay..okay … look at my previous post for the story.

WARNING: Yes, this might be the worst post you ever read, complete with a perfect combo of having no plot, bad english grammar and sentence construction, poor narration and lack of exciting details that would attract you to finish reading this post. Beware, you’ve been warned.

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Yes, i hate cats. Well not you Tom, i love both you and Jerry, but i hate your kinds.

Why do i do this, you might wondering?*** simple. I’m out of ideas of what to type in my blog. And I hate poems that’s why i couldn’t post ‘em here. and i dislike people who revolves around me (notice how i use the word dislike instead of hate, that way it sounds better–Well, does it?)….so i wouldn’t type a gayish entries about a poem dedicated to love one or a tribute to my crush… Well, i might look like a people person outside this sad virtual world but i’m dying inside when i’m surrounded with a lot of people around me. Traggic isn’t it. . (*** you were’nt wondering were you? Oh, well)

Again, in case you forgot. I type the list of things that i hate:

i hate pink, i hate Monday, i hate the guy who often forgot to flushed his own dump in restroom in the library, there will be time when God will cast His judgement and punish him for all his evil doings, i hate AUP photocopy center…c’mon only 2 (well, 3 is max) out of 8 photocopy machine are used in a rush hour?, And i hate you for reading this.

Ahh isn’t it good when we type out the list of things we hate. Everybody should do it once in a while and send a hate note to the people they hate. What a lovely place the world will be if everybody send their hate note to their mother-in-law or that co-worker next to them.

Yea one day, i will make my own religion. Let’s say it’s called “Raymonism”, and i will dominate other religious beliefs and make a one world religion. In other words, i would dominate the earth mwahahahaha. I will set up a belief that Raymond Emmanuel Jouwena is the center of the universe, and i will make a doctrine that the reason you all live up until now is because you all still have my mercy. Then i requires everyone to watch Tom and Jerry or Bugs Bunny show every monday, tuesday, and wednesday….and everybody who wears pink shirt or even underwear should be beheaded…. and instead of sending a birthday card on his/her birthday… i will start a fashion that requires everyone to list up the things you hate about that birthday girl and send it to her. mwahahahaha… *evil smirk*

Uhh… i kin’da messing up with my own article uhhh sorry about that. Where were we? oh yea..

and speaking of the things i hate…..i hate cats…

Why?

well, its so happen when i have to search for a cat in my anatomy and physiology class to dissect and study cat’s internal organ. So i found one after a “2-hour search” with a complete lab partner that i’m assigned to and quite unfamiliar with.

i was hoping that i would get an extra credit— but no. My teacher treats me like a slave– no extra credit and i’m just wasting my time. So instead of ending up hating my teacher and his subjects… (i figured that i couldn’t do that..since he’s actually one of my fave teacher and that i don’t have a single evil traits in my soul….. )

i find a healthy alternative…. it would be better to hate cats, although they have done nothing wrong, except not appearing before me when i search for them and ending up scratching me with her filthy claws…ofcourse i do forgive her, since i’m ending up being the person responsible for killing her–yep! sometimes life just isn’t fair. And still i’m not guilty for killing cats… especially after i saw my teacher (he wasn’t wearing his surgical glove that time–i guess he just like to show off) cutting up her internal intestines and finds out the local residents lurking inside her body –worms. delicious. they look exactly like my ramen noodle that i just ate on my lunch time that afternoon.    

Okay that’s my story why i hate cats.

If that’s not enough to convince you why cats are evil and having a cat is a big NO-NO. Here I WILL GIVE THEE THE REASONS:

1) Cat actually looks cute and fluffy. I admit that. And you owners of the cats might say that they’re the most angelic creature that have ever created. Well, yes they are. In front of you. but when you left your home her beastly instict is unleashed!! I happen to set up a hidden camera in 5 of these cat owner’s house. When the owners are around they look like this:

awww…. look at that! aren’t you the most cuddling creature ever created?

And statistic says that 5 out of 5 houses shows this pictures  when nobody is around in their house:

what a-good-for-nothing corrupted creature!

2) And the second and the most important reason why you should hate cat is that they ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ruin a perfect and special moment. Yes, like these:

Yeah! that’s the reason.

And so as a visionary person i could foresee how these minions of cats would sometime in the future would dominate the earth. Ugghh you don’t want that to happen do you?

So i think we should raise a war against these creatures, and i wrote a letter to a congressman, here’s what i wrote:

Dear congressman,

I am an extremely sexy (huh?) person and have tons of dollars in my wallet as i wrote this letter (translation for idiotic congressman :that means that i am good looking and wealthy) which means that this letter is really really retardedly important.

I have discovered a secret plot that millions of cats are planning to take over the world while staying cute and fluffy. By now i think some of these cat informants would already know my identity and i think they would kill me soon as i shared to you this important information and as i’ve killed one of that secret cat’s society ally in Anaphy class. So you see, my life is hanging by a thread. To prove the seriousness of this matter i present you a picture of the proof of these cat’s evil plan: (Below is the picture of an obviously evil looking cat who had tormented me by watching an educational movie while i’m in their secret evil lair)

So here’s my suggestion, my dear congressman. I suggest that you prepared tons of guns for you guys to prepare this coming evil cat’s apocalypse… Get every law abiding citizen (yes, that includes the male, female, young, workers, students, and grandmas) at least one gun to protect him/herself from these cats. And you parents, don’t you worry, gun is perfectly save for toddlers. And you teachers, student naturally knows that guns are cool to have, so they would be carefull not to point those guns at your face. so don’t you worry about that. Besides what’s the worse that could happen if everybody has guns?

oh yeah…. that.

Love,

Ray.

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Probable questions:

Q: Wtf!?

A: WtF indeed!

Q: Cats?

A: Yes.

Q: This post wasn’t funny.

A: Your mom isn’t funny. In bed.

Q: I didn’t get it.

A: Good for you.

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